An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano!Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank accountAnd if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file.And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for awhile!Log on was adding wood to a fireHard drive was a long trip on the roadA mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commode!You Cut with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider’s homeAnd a virus was the flue!